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Dance jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance. Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open." What did the overweight ballet dancer perform? The dance of the sugar plump fairy! What sort of dance do fish do at parties? The conga! What do you call someone who dances on cars? A morris dancer! What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball! Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco. I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! Who is tall, dark and a great dancer? Dark Raver! |
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