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Dance jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet. What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock. What dance do hippies hate? A square dance. What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go). What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs. What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango. Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide! Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here." How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek). |
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