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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Who was the world's greatest thief?

Atlas, because he held up the whole world!

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

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