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Criminal jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember! It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why?' 'I've put a file in your cake. What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am. How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail! What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator. What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar. Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter. If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime). What diploma do criminals get? The third degree. What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple. |
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