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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly. What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank! What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips. What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick! What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd. What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache. What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos! What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards! What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle! |
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