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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo! What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood! What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato! What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin! What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef! What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla! What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo! What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows! What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa! |
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