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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter! What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. What do you call a tired cow? Milked out! What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud! What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow! What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated! What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er. |
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