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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you! In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York! Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd! I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish? Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera! Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows! That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer! That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet! What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves. What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs! |
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