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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them! How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick. How does a cow do math? With a cowculator! How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight. I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle! I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower! If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half! If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!" If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers! If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull! |
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