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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm! Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry! Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling! Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd! Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully! Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate! What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo! If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being amoosed! |
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