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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized! Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher! Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded! Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way! Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk! Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go! Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef! Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed! Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay! Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream! |
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