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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow! What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy! What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer! What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull! What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull! What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo! What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class! What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud! When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones! When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture. |
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