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Cow jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan! What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos. What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom! What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves! What US state has the most cows? Moosouri! What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk! What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic! What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat! What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd! |
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