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Computer jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t. Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet. Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet. Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries. Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows". Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way! |
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