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Computer jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight. Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk. Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds. Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it. Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue! Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons. Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is. Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose. |
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