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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry, you're not my type.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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