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College jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out? How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's. What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears. Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side. What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts. "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope." Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed. How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit. Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns. |
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