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Clinton jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises. Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war. Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea. Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America. Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin? Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control. Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken. Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame. Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in. |
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