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Clinton jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter! Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President! Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation. Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years. Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years". Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark! Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him. Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose. Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs. Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia. |
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