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Clinton jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back. Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer. Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares! Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces. Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America! Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school. Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity. Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned! Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years. Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary! |
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