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Clinton jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word. Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill." Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party. Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict. Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family. Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing. Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army. Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household. Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks. |
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