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Christmas jokes

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do?

SANTA: Use a pen.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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