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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump! Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course! Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course! Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson. Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes! What's Christmas called in England? Yule Britannia! What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells. How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless! |
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