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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'! Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time! What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly. What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind Who delievers cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus! What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis! Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach? Because he didn't want to be recognised! |
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