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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick! Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream! What did Dracula say at the Christmas party? Fancy a bite? Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with! Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off! Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia. My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera. I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm! I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out! |
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