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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms! How do you make a slow reindeer fast? Don't feed it! Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein. What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down? Stacks! Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball? It was a moth ball! |
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