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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight." Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!" Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues. Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr. Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks! Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear" |
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