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Christmas jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What do you give a train driver for Christmas? Platform shoes! What happens to you at Christmas? Yule be happy! Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause! Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas? Because they both have "Sandy claws"! What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents? Santa pause! What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates! |
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