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Children jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss! My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?" A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup." A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!" Father: What did you learn in school today? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then! Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!" Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me! Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough! Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass! |
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