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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark. If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award. Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth. When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message. "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41 |
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