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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall? A good jumpurr! Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical. Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens! Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah! When the cat's away.....? The house smells better! Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk! What is another way to describe a cat? A heat seeking missile! What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby! What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat. A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!" |
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