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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What is another way to describe a cat? A heat seeking missile! What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath! Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning! Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty! Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily! When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When your a mouse! Why do black cats never shave? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas! What did the black cat say to the fish? I've got a bone to pick with you! What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws? A posse cat! What is a black cat's favourite TV show? Miami Mice! |
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