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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 Why do cats chase birds? For a lark! What do cats read in the morning? Mewspapers! On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar! What cat purrs more than any other? Purrsians! Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? Because it turns "ice" into "mice"! When the cat's away.....? The house smells better! Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk! What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws? An acrocat! What do you call a cat wearing shoes? Puss in boots! What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A purrfect meal! |
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