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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss! What is cleverer than a talking cat? A spelling bee! How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk! What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws! There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left? None. They were all copy cats! What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A catameringue! Why do tomcats fight? Because they like raising a stink! Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? They are both ginger nuts! What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A duck filled fatty puss! What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A first aid kitty! |
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