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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She's got that down in the mouth look! What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla? An animal that puts you out a night! What is the cat's favourite TV show? The evening mews! How is cat food sold? Usually purr can! What noise does a cat make going down the highway? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe! What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A cat-a-logue! What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss! Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit! Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow! |
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