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Cat jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! Brother: Did you put the cat out? Sister: Why, is it on fire? What looks like half a cat? The other half! What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot! How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! How do cats eat spaghetti? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby! What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw! How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? He has cat-arrh! |
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