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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

- A: Catch.

Q: What's a cat's favorite food?

- A: Petatoes!

Q: What's a cat's second favorite food?

- A: Spa-catti!

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

- A: Light mouse work.

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?

- A: Car-pets!

Q: How do cats buy things?

- A: From a cat-alogue!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

- A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?

- A: A paws!

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls?

- A: Because they love a good gag!

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

- A: Catsup!

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