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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?

- A: Claude

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

- A: Mice cream

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?

- A: Catnip!

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?

- A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

- A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Q: What's every cat's favorite song?

- A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: Where do cats write down notes?

- A: Scratch Paper!

Q: Why does everyone love cats?

- A: They're purr-fect!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

- A: A sourpuss!

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

- A: A first-aid kit!

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