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Car and train jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool. Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school. Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again. Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it? Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive. Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up. Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light. Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic. Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions. Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar. |
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