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Car and train jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man. Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!! Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!" The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work. Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck. Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive. |
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