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Car and train jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one. Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow. Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind. Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read. Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me. Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop." Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep. Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round. Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration. Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial. |
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