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Car and train jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car. Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment. Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention. Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding. Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident. Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone." Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street. Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin. Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago. Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders. |
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