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Burger jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly! When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down! When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF! When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time! When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'! When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know! Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce! Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball! Where does a burger feel at home? On the range! Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! |
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