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Burger jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese! How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one! How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently! How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning! How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs! How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill. Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately! Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King! |
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