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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. |
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