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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's" Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences. Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game. Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope. Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it. Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips. Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair. Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive. |
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