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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi. Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball. Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was. Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins. Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures. Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it. |
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