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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand. Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements." Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue. Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard! Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture. Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants. Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. |
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