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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates. Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man. Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true. Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse. Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head. Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys. Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married. Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list. Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb. |
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