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Blonde jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here"? Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin. Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?" Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute. Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board. |
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